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|||||spoon- jonathon fisk||]|
first off, this is MAY 31st. not october 31st. remeber that.
EVERYBODY! ATTENTION! THE FOLLOWING IS YOUR GUIDE TO CONTACTING THE WONDEROUS MOI OVER LE SUMMER.
so. the first address, the email,is your ticket to emailing me whilst i run amock at the bar 717. you just send it to that address, and then you write email for KElly Riffer as the subject. do this, or else Laura will be submitted to reading my personal mail and it will be bad. as email is so easy to do, if i dont recieve frequent emails i will go into depression, and will be forced to jump off of Mount Mel Hester. and that will be way lame. so email me.
SUBJECT: Camper Gina Simmonds (you could get way intricet and be all Georgina Zara Morgan Simmonds. But no weird nicknames. Like Mrs. Ma'me. or Gizang. Laura will be looking for any excuse to read my letters. actually no, but lets indulge in the fantasy for a moment. however, you may write, dear Gizang and Mrs. Ma'me IN the letter, just not like, before. grood).
damn it you all better email me.
ok, now we are moving onto the actual writing address. yeah. ok so i know you are all lazy little things, so im not hoping for like 100 written letters. but you all can combine letters. and as you will, of course, be pining daily for my wonderous loving, i am sure i will recive MANY of these wonderous combined letters of love. yes. fun.
Camp Trinity on the Bar 717 Ranch
Star Route Box 150
Hayfork, CA 96041
and, if you all are feeling frisky, you can pretend to be a morbid relative, calling me to inform me of a family memebrs death. yes. so, the phone number is: 530/628-5992
glad we discussed this.
p.s. i start camp on the 27th. so start sending emails, letters, and packages as soon as possible. i love you all.
by the way, kellypoo the entrancer copied this from me. I wrote this. i slaved over this brilliant piece of ground-breaking literature. and this is what i get in repayment. then again, kelly is just so... wonderous. she entrances me.